(smacks lips) "Smash"
Blog Rules
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➤ This blog does not tolerate bigoted beliefs and opinions.➤ No negative/gate-keeping comments about a poll option. [See expanded rules for details] If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.➤ The ask box is NOT for submissions. Anything sent there will be deleted.➤ The ask box is also not for you to talk about why you voted smash or pass. Unless there's a genuinely funny reason or other content in the ask beyond that, they will be deleted. Use the tags, a reblog, a reply on the post. Not the ask box.· · ─────── ·☾ ✦ ☽· ─────── · ·╔═✦ EXPANDED RULES ✦═
➤ No negative or gate-keeping comments means none of that is allowed in the replies, in the tags, in a reblog, or in an ask. If you fail to heed this, you will be blocked.➤ No saying shit like "thats just a human with (insert trait here)! thats not a monster!" or calling them "vanilla", calling people "cowards" for passing, etc etc.➤ No insulting how they look / making weird comments about "if you vote smash/pass, you're weird/a coward/etc)➤ To clarify further in regards to the poll banners; it applies to the above. If it is something like “nope this is not for me, that is a sensory nightmare for me” or “no I know how this character acts and theyre a dick so I could never” – then that’s okay. It’s literally just gatekeeping and shaming comments.
Submission Rules
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➤ Only ONE character per submission. Submissions with multiples will be deleted.➤ All characters MUST be 18 years old or older. (Or of adult age for their species)➤ Minimum ONE image required for submissions.➤ No use of acronyms, full names only. This is especially important for source names.➤ Please add what kind of monster the submission is if it is not clear / an uncommon option.➤ We will not post monster options such as Wndgs, Sknwlkers, and the like, as it's a) from closed culture, and b) this is not the place.➤ We also do not accept anyone's OCs, TTRPG characters, fursonas, or vTube avatars. Our logic here is we don't want people being bummed out or upset if people don't vote smash, or leave odd comments on the poll. Also, for many vTubers and fursonas, these designs are an extension of self, and we are not comfortable posting that.➤ Please do not spam us. We are only 2 people.➤ If you are going to submit multiples, please limit yourself to up to five. (In separate submissions.) You can submit more at a later date.➤ Resubmissions of a previous poll must be at least 1 year since that poll was done. We want to prioritize new options instead of repeating a bunch.➤ Form will close when necessary if yall get too rowdy with this.➤ [Optional] You are allowed to add propaganda for why people should vote smash. Be silly, be serious, but have fun!· · ─────── ·☾ ✦ ☽· ─────── · ·╔═✦ IMAGE RULES ✦═
➤ Please add the image as a link to it (right click / press + hold, choose "copy image link" and then paste in the Image Link form field.)➤ Official source images whenever possible (ex; screenshots, promo images, etc)➤ Any and all fanart must link to the original artist and their post of it.➤ No A.I. generated images. Absolutely none of that.
Frequently Asked Questions
➤ This character isn't a monster! / How is this a monster? / That's just a human with xyz added traits. / Similar remarksThe stance of this blog, since day one, is that if a character or whatever is being submitted is not 100% Human, as in Homo Sapiens, then they count for the purpose of this blog.There is a reason for the banner on the polls.From now on, all asks sent with remarks to this effect will no longer be responded to, and deleted promptly. If the ask is particularly nasty, the sender [anonymous or not] will be blocked from further interacting with this blog.· · ─────── ·☾ ✦ ☽· ─────── · ·➤ I don't know enough about this kind of monster / characterSearch engines are free. Google, DuckDuckGo, Yahoo, even Bing, if you're so inclined. You can find all the information your heart desires by looking up the name + source as shown in a poll.· · ─────── ·☾ ✦ ☽· ─────── · ·
More to be added to the FAQ as required.
FAQ added on Jan 28th, 2026
About the Blog
➤ Two (2) new polls posted per day. One is posted at roughly 1000hrs and one at roughly 2200hrs. (10am + 10pm)➤ Poll length is one (1) week. If a poll isn't a week when it's posted, please let us know!➤ Ask box is for general communications, not submissions. Any submissions sent to the ask box will be deleted.➤ Replies on posts are only open to those who have been following this blog for at least a week.➤ This is a sideblog. It can not send asks, nor follow you.➤ We also can not receive or send DMs due to being a group blog.➤ Blog began on November 28th, 2023
About the Mods
We’re a couple of chaotic idiots who know each other irl and get up to shenanigans. Like this blog.
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🌸 Mod Curse
✿ Late 20s - she/they - Big Gay
✿ Evil women? Sign me tf up!
✿ Uhh I’m a weird cat mom, artist and general nerd, bonus adhd
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☢️ Mod Ghoul
✈ late 20s, it/its
✈ Horrible taste in fictional men lol
✈ I also mod SelfshipConfessional!
✈ Three allegations I can never escape - "oh thats the local cryptid", "its a creature, your honor", and "I’m pretty sure you’re just a corpse, but okay."
Pet Tax!
Ghoul’s dog - Ollie
108 lbs of attitude and crime condensed into an 8 lbs of dog. This dog is a war criminal and con artist.
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She likes to slap the shit outta Ghoul (with claws!) when it’s visting Curse. (Ghoul catsits.) Pretty sure Maple is 95% floof.
